Gratitude Is A Euphemism For Resentment.

Pacifism Is A Shifty Doctrine Under Which A Man Accepts The Benefits Of The Social Group Without Being Willing To Pay; And Claims A Halo For His Dishonesty.

No Storyteller Has Been Able To Dream Up Anything As Fantastically Unlikely As What Really Does Happen In This Mad Universe.

The Average Bloke . . . Hates And Fears All Freedom, Not Only For Others But For Himself, And Stamps It Out Wherever Possible.

The Truth Of A Proposition Has Nothing To Do With Its Credibility. And Vice Versa.

Progress Is Made By Lazy Men Looking For Easier Ways To Do Things.