Grammar Is The Greatest Joy In Life,

They Looked At Each Other Like A Pair Of Parentheses.

It Is Easy To Decide On What Is Wrong To Wear To A Party, Such As Deep-sea Diving Equipment Or A Pair Of Large Pillows, But Deciding What Is Right Is Much Trickier.

No Matter Who You Are, No Matter Where You Live, And No Matter How Many People Are Chasing You, What You Don't Read Is Often As Important As What You Do Read.

If You Wish To Avoid An Unpleasant Story You Had Best Put This Book Down

We Are A Nation Of Children Letting Horrible Things Happen, And Flunking Calc.