Got Tight On Absinthe Last Night. Did

The Way To Learn Whether A Person Is Trustworthy Is To Trust Him.

I Can't Stand It To Think My Life Is Going So Fast And I'm Not Really Living It.

All Stories, If Continued Far Enough, End In Death, And He Is No True-story Teller Who Would Keep That From You. Especially Do All Stories Of Monogamy End In Death, And Your Man Who Is Monogamous While He Often Lives Most Happily, Dies In The Most Lonely Fashion.

Write Drunk; Edit Sober.

To Be A Successful Father... There's One Absolute Rule: When You Have A Kid, Don't Look At It For The First Two Years.