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Football: A Sport That Bears The Same Relation To Education That Bullfighting Does To Agriculture.

A Poor Man Who Eats Too Much, As Contradistinguished From A Gourmand, Who Is A Rich Man Who ''lives Well.''

Forbid A Man To Think For Himself Or To Act For Himself And You May Add The Joy Of Piracy And The Zest Of Smuggling To His Life.

If You Can't Answer A Man's Arguments, All Is Not Lost; You Can Still Call Him Vile Names.

The Teacher Is One Who Makes Two Ideas Grow Where Only One Grew Before.