The Home Is A Tryst-the Place Where

Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Insult.

One Thing Is Sure, There Are Just Two Respectable Ways To Die. One Is Of Old Age, And The Other Is By Accident.

If You Work For A Man, In Heavens Name Work For Him! If He Pays You Wages That Supply Your Bread And Butter, Work For Him, Stand By Him, And Stand By The Institution He Represents.

As A Career, The Business Of An Orthodox Preacher Is About As Successful As That Of A Celluloid Dog Chasing An Asbestos Cat Through Hell.

A Man Who Marries A Woman To Educate Her Falls Victim To The Same Fallacy As The Woman Who Marries A Man To Reform Him.