Good Plays Drive Bad Playgoers Crazy.

I Have No Objections To Churches So Long As They Do Not Interfere With God's Work.

Drop The Last Year Into The Silent Limbo Of The Past. Let It Go, For It Was Imperfect, And Thank God That It Can Go.

The Humorous Man Recognizes That Absolute Purity, Absolute Justice, Absolute Logic And Perfection Are Beyond Human Achievement And That Men Have Been Able To Live Happily For Thousands Of Years In A State Of Genial Frailty.

New Yorkers Are Inclined To Assume It Will Never Rain, And Certainly Not On New Yorkers.

The Most Fatal Illusion Is The Settled Point Of View. Since Life Is Growth And Motion, A Fixed Point Of View Kills Anybody Who Has One.