Good Morning! What We Have In Mind

Keep Your Sense Of Humor, My Friend; If You Don't Have A Sense Of Humor It Just Isn't Funny Anymore.

Good Morning! What We Have In Mind Is Breakfast In Bed For Four Hundred Thousand.

I Was At The 1976 Republican Convention In Kansas City. I Was Running 'nobody For President' At The Time. I Printed Up These Press Releases And Handed Them Out To The Crowd At The Kemper Arena. 'nobody Keeps Campaign Promises.' 'nobody Lowers Your Taxes.' 'nobody Should Have That Much Power.' 'nobody Is In Washington Working For You.'

There's Always A Little Bit Of Heaven, Even In A Disaster Area.

Death Was Patrick Henry's Second Choice.