Good Manners Consist Of Doing Precisely What

Distracting A Politician From Governing Is Like Distracting A Bear From Eating Your Baby.

A Little Government And A Little Luck Are Necessary In Life, But Only A Fool Trusts Either Of Them.

Humans Are The Only Animals That Have Children On Purpose With The Exception Of Guppies, Who Like To Eat Theirs.

We Are A Nation That Worships Speed And Power. And For Good Reason. Without Power We Would Still Be Part Of England And Everybody Would Be Out Of Work... Bicycles Are Too Slow And Impuissant For A Nation Like Ours. They Belong In Czechoslovakia.

Just As Some Things Are Too Strange For Fiction, Others Are Too True For Journalism.