Not All Knowledge Comes From College.

There's Really Not A Difference Between An Octopus And, Like, A Giant Pile Of Snot.

Always Flat Front. You've Got To Be Deeply Suspicious Of A Man Who Consciously Goes With Pleats. Why Would You Do That?

Not All Knowledge Comes From College.

Michael Brown And Eric Garner Died Because They Got Into A Confrontation That Could Have Been Easily Avoided. That's What Made Their Deaths So Tragic.

Don't Follow Your Passion, But Always Bring It With You.