God Takes Attendance Every Day.

America's Religion, This Is It, Gang. This Is All You Need To Know: There Is A God. He Is Going To Judge Us. We Should Be Good To Each Other, Because Daddy Is Going To Be Pissed In The End If We're Not. That's It. That's Called A Big Principle.

Hello, My Name Is The Republican Party, And I Have A Problem. I Am Addicted To Spending And The Government - And A Big Government. I Would Like One Of Them Just To Stand Up And Say That.

What I'm Trying To Do Is Get This Message Out About Self-empowerment, Entrepreneurial Spirit And True Americanism - The Way We Were When We Changed The World, When Edison Was Alone, Failing His 2,000th Time On The Lightbulb.

It's Not About Terror Or Anything Else, It's About Politics, And So It Becomes More About Politics Than It Does About Faith. Orthodox Rabbis - That Is About Faith. There's Not A Single Orthodox Rabbi On This List. This Is All Reformed Rabbis That Were - That Made This List.

After The Signing Of The Constitution, Benjamin Franklin Was Asked By A Woman On The Street, "what Have You Given Us, Sir?" Franklin Responded, "a Republic, If You Can Keep It." A Critical Moment In History Has Come; Our Republic Is In Jeopardy. Can We Keep It? If The Answer To That Question, As I Fear, Is "no," Then We Have No One To Blame But Ourselves.