I'm Thinking About Killing Michael Moore, And

Please Stop Teaching My Children That Everyone Gets A Trophy Just For Participating. What Is This, The Nobel Prize? Not Everybody Gets A Trophy.

I Think That's Somewhat Of What The Left Is Feeling Now - That Maybe I'm Alone, And They're Not. There Are Millions Of Us On The Right That Feel The Same Way.

I Don't Think We Came From Monkeys. I Think That's Ridiculous. I Haven't Seen A Half-monkey, Half-person Yet.

Capitalists, If You Think That You Can Play Footsies With These People, You're Wrong. They Will Come For You And Drag You Into The Streets And Kill You.

I Wasn't Just Pro-choice, I Was Pro-everything, Until I Started Taking Everything Off The Table And Began Looking At Things And Asking If This View Was Consistent With That View.