God Is Watching Us, From A Distance.

If They [at The Audition] Don't Like The Way You Sound They Won't Buy You Anyway, Ripped Dress Or No Ripped Dress, Ass Hanging Out Or No Ass Hanging Out.

Hawaii Doesn't Smell Like Sex To Me. It's The Only Place In The World That Smells Like That, But It's Not Sex, It's - Freedom.

Most People Don't Deserve To Be Spoken Of In The Same Breath As Chaplin Or Lucille Ball.

If Somebody Makes Me Laugh, I’m His Slave For Life.

You Can't Just Have A Clean Public Space - You Also Have To Have People Willing To Use It, And Something That Will Draw Them In.