God Is A Republican, And Santa Claus

Economic Independence Is The Foundation Of The Only Sort Of Freedom Worth A Damn

Lawyer: One Who Protects Us Against Robbery By Taking Away The Temptation.

After All, All He Did Was String Together A Lot Of Old, Well-known Quotations.

Confidence: The Feeling That Makes One Believe A Man, Even When One Knows That One Would Lie In His Place

What Is The Function That A Clergyman Performs In The World? Answer: He Gets His Living By Assuring Idiots That He Can Save Them From An Imaginary Hell.