God, I Wish You Could Have Been

Almost Every Time Somebody Gives Me A Present, It Ends Up Making Me Sad.

God, I Wish You Could Have Been There.

Sex Is Something I Really Don't Understand Too Hot. You Never Know Where The Hell You Are... Sex Is Something I Just Don't Understand. I Swear To God.

For Joy, Apparently, It Was All Franny Could Do To Hold The Phone, Even With Both Hands.

The Mark Of The Immature Man Is That He Wants To Die Nobly For A Cause, While The Mark Of The Mature Man Is That He Wants To Live Humbly For One.