God Gives You A Life And Says,

I Have Never Made Fun Of Religion. Religion Is Something I Don't Even Want To Mess With, Because I Am Really Afraid Of The Clouds Opening Up And My Being Struck By Lightning.

The Two Most Joyous Times Of The Year Are Christmas Morning And The End Of School.

They Should Invent Some Way To Tape-record Your Dreams. I've Written Songs In My Dreams That Were Beatles Songs. Then I'd Wake Up And They'd Be Gone.

My Fastest Time In High School Was A 4:29 Mile. I Think Cross-country Has Something To Do With My Longevity In My Business. When You're In An Eight-mile Race, You Never Give Up.

He Thinks About His Teacher In His Literary Class, He's Staring At Her Legs.