God Continues To Lift The Curtain And

I Do Not Believe We Can Blame Genetics For Adultery, Homosexuality, Dishonesty And Other Character Flaws.

If You're Not A Born-again Christian, You're A Failure As A Human Being.

I Feel Most Ministers Who Claim They've Heard God's Voice Are Eating Too Much Pizza Before They Go To Bed At Night, And It's Really An Intestinal Disorder, Not A Revelation.

The Decline In American Pride, Patriotism, And Piety Can Be Directly Attributed To The Extensive Reading Of So-called 'science Fiction' By Our Young People. This Poisonous Rot About Creatures Not Of God's Making, Societies Of 'aliens' Without A Good Christian Among Them, And Raw Sex Between Unhuman Beings With Three Heads And God Alone Knows What Sort Of Reproductive Apparatus Keeps Our Young People From Realizing The True Will Of God.

I Believe That The People Of Israel Are The Chosen People Of God.