God, Come Down, If You're Really There

All Human Activity Is Fruitless When Pitted Against The Girls And Boys Singing On Pop Television, For They Have Found The Answer As The Rest Of Us Search For The Question. I Will Sing, Too. If Not, I Will Have To Die.

It's The Refuge For The Mentally Deficient. It's Made By Dull People For Dull People.

There's So Much Destruction All Over The World - And All You Can Do Is Complain About Me!

The Only Thing That Could Possibly Save British Politics Would Be Margaret Thatcher's Assassin.

I Was Driving My Car, I Crashed And Broke My Spine. So Yes There Are Things Worse In Life Than Never Being Someone's Sweetie.