Whenever I Go Past Mcdonalds I Get

I Was Driving My Car, I Crashed And Broke My Spine. So Yes There Are Things Worse In Life Than Never Being Someone's Sweetie.

I Can't Believe I'm 29. Where Did The Years Go? Why Did The Years Go?

Jesus Made Me, So He Should Save Me From Pity, Sympathy And Idiots Discussing Me.

Tried Living In The Real World Instead Of A Shell, But I Was Bored Before I Even Began.

Life Is A Very Serious Business For The Simple Reason That Nobody Dies Laughing.