God Bless The American Spectator.

You Were So Sweet When You Didn't Know Who You Were.

Pam: "claude, The Mouthwateringly Beautiful Asshole?

The Sweetest Part Of Being A Couple Is Sharing Your Life With Someone Else. But My Life, Evidently, Had Not Been Good Enough To Share.

You Never Told Me All This Before," I Said, By Way Of Explanation. "you All Have Divided Up America Into Kingdoms, Is That Right?

Eric Followed Vlad Tepes’s Stubby Finger, Identifying Me As The Future Happy Meal. Then He Stared At Dracula, Looking Up From His Kneeling Position. I Couldn’t Read His Face At All, And I Felt A Stirring Of Fear. What Would Charlie Brown Have Done If The Great Pumpkin Wanted To Eat The Little Red-haired Girl?