Life Should Imitate Romance Literature Far More

That's Just Not Right," Sam Muttered. "claude Needs To Keep His Pants On.

Silver, Gold - I Don't Discriminate! I Like Sparkly Things.

Something Always Turns Up. It Always Seems Darkest Before The Dawn. When God Closes A Door He Opens A Window. All Things Happen For A Reason. Into Every Life A Little Rain Must Fall. What Doesn't Kill Us Makes Us Stronger.

I Wish," I Said. "i Could Save Orgasms In A Jar For When I Need Them, Because I Think I Have A Few Extra.

My First Word For The New Year Was 'exsanguinate.' This Was Probably Not A Good Omen.