Give Your Child A Spanking Once A

Life Begins At Forty, But So Does Arthritis, And The Habit Of Telling The Same Story Three Times To The Same Person.

Times Don't Change. Men Do.

Lead Us Not Into Temptation. Just Tell Us Where It Is; We'll Find It.

Any Beast Can Cry Over The Misfortunes Of Its Own Child. It Takes A Mensch To Weep For Others' Children.

Siblings: Children Of The Same Parents, Each Of Whom Is Perfectly Normal Until They Get Together.