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The Chaplain Of The Senate Does Not Pray For The Senate. He Watches The Senate And Prays For The Country.

You Don't Have To Be In "who's Who" To Know What's What.

The Beauty Of America Is That The Average Person Always Thinks She Is Above Average.

Any Beast Can Cry Over The Misfortunes Of Its Own Child. It Takes A Mensch To Weep For Others' Children.

It's So Simple To Be Wise. Just Think Of Something Stupid To Say And Say The Opposite.