Give Something That Wasn't Expected.

Here's A Guy Who Can Use His Arms And Legs At The Same Time.

The Best Feeling Is Watching A Real Football Game, Because The Games They Show In The Movies Aren't Real.

Well, When You're Playing Good Football, It's Good Football And If You Don't Have Good Football, Then You're Not Really Playing Good Football.

The Greatest Gap In Sports Is Between The Winner And The Loser Of The Super Bowl. The Winner Has Confetti, Parades, Rings, The Whole Thing. The Loser Puts His Head Down And Goes To His House.

If Someone Remembers Me As A Coach, They Still Call Me 'coach,' But If They Know Me For The Video Game, They Just Call Me 'madden.'