Give Me A Window And I'll Stare

My Idea Of A Real Treat Is Magic Mountain Without Standing In Line.

There's, Like, Marks Next To An Actor's Name Or Something, And Boy Does That Go Up And Down! Somewhere In There, Which Always Causes My Mate Miss Ruby Wax Great Hilarity, I Was Offered A Biopic Of Frank Sinatra. Even I Knew That Was A Bad Idea! They'll Throw Anything At You At Certain Times. So, You Know, To Thine Own Self Be True.

I'm A Lot Less Serious Than People Think.

Market Forces Impose Certain Rules Before A Film Can Actually Get Made.

My Parents Certainly Didn't Have Anything To Do With The Theater. I'm Some Kind Of Accident.