Give Me A Museum And I'll Fill

From The Point Of View Of Art, There Are No Concrete Or Abstract Forms, But Only Forms Which Are More Or Less Convincing Lies.

The Artist Must Know The Manner Whereby To Convince Others Of The Truthfulness Of His Lies.

I Am Only A Public Entertainer Who Understands His Time.

What A Trade! Poor Painters! They Always Wish To Be Understood, And They Are Analysed Instead.

I Don't Own Any Of My Own Paintings Because A Picasso Original Costs Several Thousand Dollars And That's A Luxury I Cannot Afford.