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The Reason Crime Doesn't Pay Is That When It Does, It Is Called A More Respectable Name.

Middle Age Is When You Stop Criticizing The Older Generation And Start Criticizing The Younger One.

Two Can Live As Cheaply As One - If They Both Have Good Jobs.

Computers Can Solve All Kinds Of Problems Except The Unemployment Problem They Create.

A Philosopher Is A Blind Man In A Dark Room Looking For A Black Cat That Isn't There. A Theologian Is The Man Who Finds It.