Getting Married Was A Ball. Being Married

As Far As My Street Cred Goes, I'll Always Have That, Because I Always Hang With The Kids. I'll Jump Right Off The Stage And Buy Them A Beer. I'll Be A Star On Stage, But I'll Always Hang With The Kids.

I've Been To Your Mountains, I've Been To Your Sea-side, And Everywhere I Went Somebody's Wanted A Free Ride.

I Don't Read Books. I Like To Read Newspapers And Magazines, But I've Never Learnt To Enjoy Books Or Novels.

Getting Married Is The Most Fun You Can Have In Life. Being Married Sucks

I Truly Believe That People Like Myself, Who Are In A Position Of Entertainers In The Limelight, Should Keep Their Mouth Shut On Politics.