I Think Generally I'm A Pretty Good

I Could Write A Book On The Things I've Done Drunk.

Girls Are Always Like, 'oh, You're Much Better-looking In Person Than In Pictures.' I'm Kinda Like, 'er, Thank You? I Think? As In, I'm Not As Ugly As You Thought?'

I Really Believe It's The Old Cliché, The More You Give The More You Receive. I'm Living Proof Of That.

Live For The Moments You Can't Put Into Words

I've Paid For More Pianos In Hotel Lobbies Than You Can Imagine.