Get Your Egos Off The Battlefield.

My Success Rate Is 100 Percent. Do The Math.

I'm Different. I Have A Different Constitution, I Have A Different Brain, I Have A Different Heart. I Got Tiger Blood, Man. Dying's For Fools, Dying's For Amateurs.

We're Going To Shoot One Polaroid Per Show. I'm Going To Sign This Before It Even Develops Because I Know That Once It Develops With My Signature On It, It's Worth A Fortune. I'll Make This A Work Of Magic Warlock Art.

I Am On A Drug. It's Called Charlie Sheen. It's Not Available. If You Try It Once, You Will Die. Your Face Will Melt Off And Your Children Will Weep Over Your Exploded Body.

We're Vatican Assassins. How Complicated Can It Be?