Get Me A Gun. If I Don't

My Mother Drove Back To The Intersection. "who Are You Dating?" "don't Ask," I Said. I Wasn't Dating Anyone. I Was Fornicating With Batman.

Pete- What Does A Woman Want Out Of Marriage? Louisa- Undying Devotion And A Warm Place To Put Her Cold Feet When She Gets Into Bed At Night.

I Was Going To Go To Church, But I Decided To Get Doughnuts Instead.

We Don't Appreciate The Value Of Humor Sometimes.

I Took All Of My Rejection Letters - There Must Have Been Thousands Of Them In A Huge Box - And I Went Out On The Curb And Burned Them All, Crying.