Get Me A Gun. If I Don't

I Don't Feel So Good." Lula Said. And She Farted. She Squeezed Her Eyes Shut Tight And Did A Full Minute-long Fart. "excuse Me." She Said. I Was Horrified And Impressed All At The Same Time. It Was A Record Breaking Fart. On My Best Day, I Couldn't Come Near To Farting Like That.

If You Want To Cry, You're Not Going To Like My Books.

Thinking Very Often Resembles Napping, But The Intent Is Different. --stephanie Plum

I Met A Real Looker. He Picked Me Up At The Two Dollar Slot Machines, So You Know He's No Cheapskate." Grandma Mazur

And Then It Gets So Hot That They Keep The Supermarkets Too Cold. Hot, Cold. Hot, Cold. It Gives Me The Runs." Mr. Landowsky