Get Me A Gun. If I Don't

I Ran Three Miles, Staggered Into The Lobby, And Took The Elevator Back To My Apartment. No Point To Overdoing This Exercise Junk. --stephanie Plum

My Mother Had Been Slicing Up The Chicken. She Took A Drumstick And Dropped It On The Floor. She Kicked It Around A Little, Picked It Up And Put It On The Edge Of The Plate. "there," She Said, "we'll Give Him This Drumstick." "deal.

I'd Hate To List Our Specialties. Wreck Cars, Eat Doughnuts, Create Mayhem.

I Wasn't Sure Exactly How Prostitutes Determined Price, But If Men Bought Hookers By The Pound, These Two Would Be Doing Okay.

I Guessed My Mother Figured If My Father Got Right Down To The Task Of Eating He Wouldn’t Be So Inclined To Jump Up And Strangle My Grandmother.