Gentlemen, We Have Run Out Of Money.

It Is Essential For Men Of Science To Take An Interest In The Administration Of Their Own Affairs Or Else The Professional Civil Servant Will Step In - And Then The Lord Help You.

Don't Let Me Catch Anyone Talking About The Universe In My Department.

The More Physics You Have The Less Engineering You Need.

The Only Possible Conclusion The Social Sciences Can Draw Is: Some Do, Some Don't.

If Your Result Needs A Statistician Then You Should Design A Better Experiment.