If I Had A Hammer, There'd Be

There Are Two Seasons In Scotland: June And Winter.

Behind The Proscenium Arch, You Can't Always Hear What People In The Audience Are Saying.

Why Are There No Windows In The Toilets On Aeroplanes? To Protect You From The Most Dedicated Perverts On The Planet, Hanging Off The Wing To Get A Peep?

I Love Los Angeles. It Reinvents Itself Every Two Days.

I'm One Of The School Of People Who Don't Do Research Of The Reality Of The Thing Or The Unreality Of The Thing. In All The Movies I've Done, I've Never Done Any Research.