If I Had A Hammer, There'd Be

The World Needs More Edwin Morgans, People Who Can Take The Language And Swing It Round Their Heads And Don't Care What You Think.

I Love Los Angeles. It Reinvents Itself Every Two Days.

If I Had A Hammer, There'd Be No More Folksingers.

Honestly Some Folk Will Take Offence At Anything, I Met A Bloke With No Legs This Morning While At The Bus Stop, All I Asked Was "how Are You Getting On?"

Scotland Has The Only Football Team In The World That Does A Lap Of Disgrace.