If I Had A Hammer, There'd Be

I Don't Know Why I Should Have To Learn Algebra... I'm Never Likely To Go There.

I Worry About Ridiculous Things, You Know, How Does A Guy Who Drives A Snowplough Get To Work In The Morning. ... That Can Keep Me Awake For Days.

I Always Look Skint. When I Buy A Big Issue, People Take It Out Of My Hand And Give Me A Pound.

A Mate Of Mine Has Just Told Me He's Shagging His Girlfriend And Her Twin, I Said How Can You Tell Them Apart, He Said "her Brothers Got A Moustache!"

Killing A Guy And Stealing His Wife And Child Isn't Too Nice A Thing To Do.