Gagarin Flew Into Space, But Didn't See

In The Future, If Nuclear Weapons Are Unleashed There Will Be No Front And No Rear.

I Worked At A Factory Owned By Germans, At Coal Pits Owned By Frenchmen, And At A Chemical Plant Owned By Belgians. There I Discovered Something About Capitalists. They Are All Alike, Whatever The Nationality. All They Wanted From Me Was The Most Work For The Least Money That Kept Me Alive. So I Became A Communist.

Politicians Are The Same All Over. They Promise To Build Bridges Even When There Are No Rivers.

Democracy Is A Government Where You Can Say What You Think Even If You Don't Think. Politicians Are The Same All Over. They Promise To Build A Bridge Where There Is No River.

If You Live Among Wolves You Have To Act Like A Wolf.