No One Is Born A Communist... In

He Who Cannot Eat Horsemeat Need Not Do So. Let Him Eat Pork. But He Who Cannot Eat Pork, Let Him Eat Horsemeat. It's Simply A Question Of Taste.

The Americans Have Surrounded Our Country With Military Bases And Threatened Us With Nuclear Weapons, And Now They Will Learn Just What It Feels Like To Have Enemy Missiles Pointed At You; We'd Be Doing Nothing More Than Giving Them A Little Of Their Own Medicine.

I Worked At A Factory Owned By Germans, At Coal Pits Owned By Frenchmen, And At A Chemical Plant Owned By Belgians. There I Discovered Something About Capitalists. They Are All Alike, Whatever The Nationality. All They Wanted From Me Was The Most Work For The Least Money That Kept Me Alive. So I Became A Communist.

They Say That The Soviet Delegates Smile. That Smile Is Genuine. It Is Not Artificial. We Wish To Live In Peace, Tranquility. But If Anyone Believes That Our Smiles Involve Abandonment Of The Teaching Of Marx, Engels And Lenin He Deceives Himself Poorly. Those Who Wait For That Must Wait Until A Shrimp Learns To Whistle.

You Americans Are So Gullible. No, You Won't Accept Communism Outright, But We'll Keep Feeding You Small Doses Of Socialism Until You'll Finally Wake Up And Find You Already Have Communism. We Won't Have To Fight You. We'll So Weaken Your Economy Until You'll Fall Like Overripe Fruit Into Our Hands.