Friendship Is Like Money, Easier Made Than

All Philosophies, If You Ride Them Home, Are Nonsense, But Some Are Greater Nonsense Than Others.

Prayers Are To Men As Dolls Are To Children.

If I Die Prematurely At Any Rate I Shall Be Saved From Being Bored To Death By My Own Success.

Life Is The Art Of Drawing Sufficient Conclusions From Insufficient Premises.

If Life Must Not Be Taken Too Seriously, Then So Neither Must Death.