If You Ask Me About Women's Lib,

Crosses Only Scare Vampires Away Because They're Allergic To Bullshit.

I Believe The Ability To Think Is Blessed. If You Can Think About A Situation, You Can Deal With It. The Big Struggle Is To Keep Your Head Clear Enough To Think.

I Believe In Divine Forces And Energies.

You Have To Have Lived Some Life. You've Got To Have Paid Some Dues.

My Grandmother Used To Discipline Me, I Mean, Beat My Ass, And I Deserved Them, Too.