Fretting At Trouble Only Doubles It.

Weakness Is Oftentimes So Palpable As To Be Equivalent To Wickedness.

We Do Not Precisely Enjoy Liberty At The Figaro. M. De Latouche, Our Worthy Director (ah! You Should Know The Fellow), Is Always Hanging Over Us, Cutting, Pruning, Right Or Wrong, Imposing Upon Us His Whims, His Aberrations, His Fancies, And We Have To Write As He Bids.

The Cigar Is The Perfect Complement To An Elegant Lifestyle.

The Masses Are Still Ungrateful Or Ignorant. They Prefer Murder, Poisonings, And Crimes Generally To A Literature Possessed Of Style And Feeling.

Our Work Can Never Be Better Than We Are Ourselves.