Found A Shaman In A Diaper With

When The Good Times Come Around, They Gallup In Like Wild Horses. You Just Try To Stay On Them For As Long As You Can. And When They Throw You Offyou Just Wait In The Shade Until They Come Around Again.

You've Been Acting Like Jesus Owes You A Favor, But He's A Little Smart For You To Fool.

Some People Think There's A Woman To Blame, But I Know - It's My Own Damn Fault

Give Me Oysters And Beer, For Dinner Every Day Of The Year, And I'll Be Fine.

My Mother Insisted That Her Children Read.