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Musicals Don't Get Enough Credit For Being So Surreal. It's Like An Alternate Universe.

I'm Pretty Sure That The Walkmen Are The Band That I've Paid To See The Most In My Life.

Well, Growing Up In The '90s, My First True Love Was Ska Music.

But You Know What? When I Die, Everybody Is Invited To Come Take A Selfie At My Funeral. Except For My Enemies. They're Not Invited To The Funeral, Period.

It's Really Hard To Even Talk About The Internet Without Seeming Instantly Corny.