For The Gods, Instead Of What Is

Nature, In Giving Tears To Man, Confessed That He Had A Tender Heart; This Is Our Noblest Quality.

Have The Courage To Do Something Which Deserves Transportation If You Want To Be Somebody.

She Knows No Difference 'twixt Head And Privities Who Devours Immense Oysters At Midnight.

To Gain A Livelihood At The Expense Of All That Makes Life Worth The Having.

Every Vice Makes Its Guilt The More Conspicuous In Proportion To The Rank Of The Offender. [lat., Omne Animi Vitium Tanto Conspectius In Se Crimen Habet, Quanto Major Qui Peccat Habetur.]