The Earth Without Art Is Just Eh.

Another Term For Balloon Is Bad Breath Holder.

I Have Fun Acting, And I Want To Do More Of It, And I Want To Direct My Own Movie.

Employee Of The Month Is A Good Example Of How Somebody Can Be Both A Winner And A Loser At The Same Time.

I Went Into A Clothing Store, And The Lady Asked Me What Size I Was. I Said, 'actual'. I'm Not To Scale.

I Can Always Tell How Stupid Someone Is By How Certain They Are About What They're Saying.