The Earth Without Art Is Just Eh.

I'm Afraid Of Sharks - But Only In A Water Situation.

The Digital Camera Is A Great Invention Because It Allows Us To Reminisce. Instantly.

Once I Started To Look I Finally Began To See.

I'm Very Hip-oriented. I Focus On Hips In My Comedy - Probably More Than Any Other Hipster Comic Who Is Out There Hipping Today. My Hips, Other Hips. I Work With My Hips A Great Deal. That Is What I Do. But Not In A Gay Way.

To Remove All Credibility From What You're Saying Try Wearing Sunglasses On Your Forehead.