For Me, The Way I Stay Consistent

You Get One Life. I'm Going To Embrace Mine.

I'm Good Friends With Jay Leno, Good Friends With Ed O'neill, Melanie Fiona And Russell Simmons.

I've Been Known To Preach.

Sports Are Basically Our Way Of Feeling Sorry For Ourselves. Most Men Can't Become Athletes. We're Watching Guys Who Actually Made It. We See Them Dunking And Making Touchdowns. Then We Think About Ourselves When We Were Younger.

I Don't Write Material. Funny Things Happen To Me In The Course Of A Day, And I Just Make Notes.