I Don't Do Drugs Anymore... Than, Say,

Good Comedy Helps People Know They're Not Alone. Great Comedy Provides An Answer.

I'm An American Who Loves An America Which Doesn't Exist, Which Is A Land Of Freedom And Free Ideas.

Children Are Smarter Than Any Of Us. Know How I Know That? I Don't Know One Child With A Full Time Job And Children.

Laughter Makes The Bitter Swallowing Of Truth, For Some, A Little Easier.

You Ever Noticed How People Who Believe In Creationism Look Really Un-evolved? You Ever Noticed That? Eyes Real Close Together, Eyebrow Ridges, Big Furry Hands And Feet. "i Believe God Created Me In One Day". Yeah, Looks Like He Rushed It