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No Other Sporting Event Can Compare With A Good Series. The Super Bowl Is A Three-hour Interruption In A Week Of Drink And Rotarian Parties.

Basketball, Hockey And Track Meets Are Action Heaped Upon Action, Climax Upon Climax, Until The Onlooker's Responses Become Deadened. Baseball Is For The Leisurely Afternoons Of Summer And For The Unchanging Dreams.

Football Is Violence And Cold Weather And Sex And College Rye.

To Age With Dignity And With Courage Cuts Close To What It Is To Be A Man.

Tennis And Golf Are Best Played, Not Watched.