Fools Make Feasts And Wise Men Eat

Perhaps I Was Too Saucy And Provoking.

Virtue May Not Always Make A Face Handsome, But Vice Will Certainly Make It Ugly.

Our Whole Life Is But A Greater And Longer Childhood.

Strict Punctuality Is A Cheap Virtue.

Let Every Fart Count As A Peal Of Thunder For Liberty. Let Every Fart Remind The Nation Of How Much It Has Let Pass Out Of Its Control. It Is A Small Gesture, But One That Can Be Very Effective - Especially In A Large Crowd. So Fart, And If You Must, Fart Often. But Always Fart Without Apology. Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty - And Fart Proudly.