Strict Punctuality Is A Cheap Virtue.

If You Would Not Be Laughed At, Be The First To Laugh At Yourself.

Rules Too Soft Are Seldomly Followed; Rules Too Harsh Are Seldomly Executed.

If All Printers Were Determined Not To Print Anything Till They Were Sure It Would Offend Nobody, There Would Be Very Little Printed.

Beware Of Little Expenses. A Small Leak Will Sink A Great Ship.

Religion I Found To Be Without Any Tendency To Inspire, Promote, Or Confirm Morality, Serves Principally To Divide Us And Make Us Unfriendly To One Another.