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What's An Expert? I Read Somewhere, That The More A Man Knows, The More He Knows, He Doesn't Know. So I Suppose One Definition Of An Expert Would Be Someone Who Doesn't Admit Out Loud That He Knows Enough About A Subject To Know He Doesn't Really Know How Much.

I Made My Money The Old-fashioned Way. I Was Very Nice To A Wealthy Relative Right Before He Died.

Age Isn't Important Until You Run Out Of It.

There's One Post-christmas Chore I Love-writing Thank-you Letters.... Lots Of Companies For Many Reasonable Reasons, I Guess, Have A Policy Against Sending Even Christmas Cards, Never Mind Things, At Christmastime. But Our Clan Gets A Big Kick Out Of Opening The Warner-lambert Box Containing An Assortment Of Their Wares; We Argue Over Which Of The Boys Is To Get The Union Oil Co. Necktie [and] All The Holiday Long We Play The Marvelous Christmas Music Sent By Goodyear.... None Of These Things Means That Forbes Or Forbeses Have Been Had. But All Of Us Like Being Thought Of.

There Are More Fakers In Business Than In Jail.