Folks, I Don't Trust Children. They're Here

Vodka Eyeballing Sounds Great, But It's A Slippery Slope. Next, You'll Be Scotch Nostriling, Tequila Nippling And, Before You Know It, Jager Tainting.

You Don't Look Up Truthiness In A Book, You Look It Up In Your Gut.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Truth. No Joke.

I'm Not A Fan Of The Facts. Facts Change; My Opinion Never Does.

Don't Be Bitter. Everybody Suffers. If You Can Accept Your Suffering Then You Will Understand Other People Better. Be Grateful For Pain. Love Life.