Folks, I Can Tell You I've Known

Osama Bin Laden Is Dead, And General Motors Is Alive.

The Reason I'm A Democrat Is Because The Essence Of The Democratic Party Is An Abhorrence For The Abuse Of Power On The One Hand, And The Notion That Everyone's Entitled To Be Treated With Dignity. That Message Never Got Through.

You Cannot Go To A 7-eleven Or A Dunkin' Donuts Unless You Have A Slight Indian Accent.

I Would Be Surprised If Donald Trump Got Elected.

You Know, The Eleven Million People Living In The Shadows, I Believe, They're Already American Citizens... These People Are Just Waiting, Waiting For A Chance To Contribute Fully. And By That Standard Alone Eleven Million Undocumented Aliens Are Already Americans In My View.