Folks Always Look Good In Their Coffins.

A Lot Of People Seem To Think I Started This Business. But Rock 'n' Roll Was Here A Long Time Before I Came Along. Nobody Can Sing That Kind Of Music Like Colored People. Let's Face It: I Can't Sing Like Fats Domino Can. I Know That.

You Can Do Anything, But Lay Off My Blue Suede Shoes

The Child Needs A Helping Hand Or He'll Grow Up To Be An Angry Young Man Some Day.

It's All A Big Hoax, Honey. I Never Wrote A Song In My Life. I Get One-third Of The Credit For Recording It. It Makes Me Look Smarter Than I Am. I've Never Even Had An Idea For A Song. Just Once, Mybe.

Viva Las Vegas With Your Neon Flashin' And Your One Arm Bandits Crashin' All Those Hopes Down The Drain. Viva Las Vegas Turnin' Day Into Nighttime, Turnin Night Into Daytime. If You See It Once, You'll Never Be The Same Again.