Flowers Are Nice, But Love Is Better.

Haters Scream, Trying To Bring Me Down, But My Beliebers Can Scream Louder Than That And I Am Proud Of That.

I Also Try To Read All Of My Fan Mail. A Lot Of Them Send Me Candy, Which I'm Not Allowed To Eat 'cause My Mom Says It Might Be Poisonous.

I'm Not Shaving For A Month So You All Can See My Mustache... I'm Pumped!

I Don't Own A Jet, But I Rent Jets In My Spare Time. That's The Quickest And Most Comfortable.

My Fans Are Sexy. Yes They Are. They Can't Help Themselves. It Is Just How They Do.